In the style of an illuminated manuscript, we will be creating a dictionary with the other grade 6 classes.
Here is an actual dictionary entry. Your entry won't need the plural information (How to use the word) or the origin information (Word Origin),
-Do 2 Words from the letter(s) you are given
-Is the word a noun, a verb, both, or . . . ? (1pt)
-Define the word (could be several definitions) (2pts)
-Use the word in an example sentence (2pts)
-CORRECT spelling and grammar, this is a dictionary after all (2pts)
-Artistry (3pts)
FREAK’S DICTIONARY
A
AARDVARK, a silly-looking creature that eats ants
AARGH, what the aardvark says when it eats ants
ABACUS, a finger-powered computer
ABSCISSA, the horizontal truth
ALGORITHM, maths with a rock-‘n’-rock beat
ALIMENTARY, what Sherlock Holmes said to Dr. Watson
about where the food disappeared
ALLEGORY, a peculiar kind of story that’s often pretty
gory
ARCHETYPE, what Max sees when he dreams of
architects
ARITHMETIC, inventing with numbers
ARMOUR, a robotlike suit worn by knights of old
B
BIG LIE, ignorance is bliss
BIONIC, a way to improve on the human condition
BLOVIATE, to expel hot air in the form of words
BOATS, shoes big enough to fit Maxwell Kane
BOOK, a four-letter word for truth serum
BRAIN, a muscle that improves with exercise
BUTTHEAD, one who can sneeze a hot dog through
his nose
C
CAMOUFLAGE, how a camel blends into the desert
CIGARETTE, something that should be obscene, not smoked
COPACETIC, the Fair Gwen’s word for “everything is cool”
CRETIN, another name for Blade
CRITTERS, small, irritating children, also known as rug rats
D
DEMEANOUR, the meaner your face, the worse your
demeanour
DICTIONARY, a source of knowledge, fun, and rude jokes
DOWN UNDER, a land far away in Maxwell’s basement
DYAD, another word for Max and Kevin
DYNE, unit of energy needed to move a gram one
centimetre per second per second
E
EDIFICATION, education that tastes good
ERG, a measure of energy equal to one dyne per
centimetre
EXCALIBUR, a sword with magic powers
F
FEALTY, loyalty with an “F”
FOLDEROL, Grim’s word for nonsense
FOOD, fuel for humans, preferably so-called junk or UFO
FOOZLE, to make a stupid mistake
FORNAX, a cool-sounding constellation
FORMICIDAE, a type of insect never found in Kevin’s pants
FURFURACEOUS, covered with dandruff
G
GADZOOKS, what Grim says when surprised
GALAHAD, son of Lancelot, finder of the Holy Grail
GOON, a four-letter word for Max in a bad mood
GRAM, a sweet lady of light
GRIM, a gentleman of the old school, before they tore
it down
GRUEL, whatever you want more of
H
HABERDASHER, a person who chases after windblown hats
HAIKU, versification by the quantum mechanic
means numberless sum
HAMMERHEAD, a know-it-all
HERSTORY, the past, from the female point of view
HIEROGLYPHICS, Max’s handwriting
HISTORY, the past, from the male point of view
HOLUS-BOLUS, all at once
HUMAN, an improbable, imperfect creature
I
IAPETUS, a cool-sounding moon that orbits Saturn
ICARUS, a high-flyer, as in “to do an icarus”
ICHTHYOLOGY, the study of icky foods, for instance fish
IDEA, a seed you plant in your head
IGNEOUS, too hot to eat
INCANDESCENT, an excellent idea
INTERGALACTIC, out of this world
J
JABBAWOCKY, the language of Jabba the Hut
JILLION, millions and millions
JITTERBUG, a nervous cockroach
JOCULAR, amusingly athletic
JOCULARITY, a joke made by a jock
JOULE, a measure of energy equal to ten million ergs
JURASSIC, cool, excellent, what the Fair Gwen calls
“far-out”
K
KAZOO, a place where weird-sounding musical instruments
are kept in cages
KEVIN, a unit of measurement equal to 70 centimetres
KINETICS, the study of small families
KNIGHT, rhymes with bright and fight and right
KONG, another word for falling down
L
LACRIMATION, an emotional display to be avoided
LAGOON, a French gangster
LANCELOT, King Arthur’s bravest knight
LEXICOGRAPHY, what Webster invented, Kevin perfected
LIBRARY, where they keep the truth serum, and the magic
carpets
LIFTOFF, what happens when you open a book
LIMERICK, a mighty dude called Max,
saved his pal from bad attacks,
then they conquered the world,
with banner unfurled,
and time left over for snacks
M
MAGNESIUM, the white sparkles in skyrockets
MASSIVES, fat heads who assume that television tells the
truth
MATHS, you have nothing to fear but maths itself
MAX, a unit of measurement equal to 190 centimetres and
still growing
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MEGAPOD, Max’s shoe size
MIDGET, a word used by people with small minds
MUCIFEROUS, any disgusting food, as in muciferous tapioca
N
NANOSECOND, one-billionth of a second
NEANDERTHALS, what we all were before plumbing was
invented
NICOTINE, a toxic waste of time
NONILLION, millions of septillions
O
OBFUSCATE, a needlessly confusing word for needlessly
confusing
OBSTINATE, Kevin when he knows he’s right
ODORIFEROUS, sneaker perfume
OLFACTORY, where they manufacture smells
ORNITHOPTER, a big word for mechanical bird
P
PERCIVALE, a knight who saw the Holy Grail
PHYSICS, what matters to energy
POSTULATE, when you presume to assume
POTASSIUM CHLORATE, the womp in a skyrocket
POTASSIUM NITRATE, the bang in a skyrocket
PRIMORDIAL, the good old days
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PRIMORDIAL OOZE, boring conversation about the good old
days
Q
QUADRILLION, more than a billion, less than a quintillion
QUANTIC, more than enough, as in “quantic amounts of
carrots”
QUANTUM, imaginary sums of impossible numbers
QUEST, an adventure in which you have to use your
imagination
QUINTILLION, more than a quadrillion, less than a septillion
R
READING, beaming up into books
RELATIVITY, the study of mysterious relatives
ROBOTICS, the science of designing and building robots
ROBOT, a mechanical entity, sometimes endowed with
human characteristics
ROUND TABLE, where King Arthur passes out the snack food
S
SAUROPOD, a vegan
SEISMIC, so exciting it makes you vibrate
SEPTILLION, billions of billions
SPASTIC, how the Fair Gwen talks when she’s nervous
STRONTIUM NITRATE, the blue in a skyrocket
T
TELEMETRY, how to make nurses jump every time
you sneeze
TELEVISION, the opiate of the massives
TELLURIAN, another word for earthling
TIME MACHINE, your imagination
TRACHEOTOMY, a unique method of whistling the “Star
Trek” theme
TROGLODYTE, one who hates books
TUBILIFEROUS, splendid, close to perfect
U
UFOLOGY, see under food; the study of the Unidentified
Frying Objects
UNICORN, a horse who makes a point
V
VAMOOSE, what you say to a moose when you want it to leave
VANQUISH, to defeat in battle, preferably with dragons
VEGAN, a human sauropod
VISCOUS, a thick, vicious liquid
W
WATT, a measure of electricity equal to one joule per
second
WRITING, talking on paper
X
XYLOID, another word for blockhead
Y
YONDER, a place that always lies over the next horizon
Z
ZAG, what you do after you zig
ZED, a Z in England
ZEST, the zing in orange
ZIG, what you do before you zag
ZING, what you taste when you bite into an orange
ZIT, adolescent eruption, not to be confused with teenage
volcano
ZOO, an eighth-grade English class
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